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I remembered
reading how to do this back in 1988 in an article from Roundel, the BMWCCA's
magazine. After a 10 year hiatus, I started getting interested, and perhaps
even inspired in working on the '02. It also helps that in that 10 years,
I have come to slow it down a bit and take a look at how things really
work. If you have a 2002, this is not only simple, it's essential.
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-Shorten
the buggy bumpers-
"My first cosmetic mod since 1992"
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Unfortunately,
the thought of taking pictures to show the 'before' aspect of this mod
did come to me, but I was inspired after a weekend of tracing grounds
and running wires to just get the thing done. Seeing a before picture
is as easy as looking at any 2002 with the extended bumpers and then
looking at this one.
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is a picture of the car with the new and improved shortened bumpers. It
is a bit difficult to tell from the side, but I have included pictures from
the front and rear for your review. Yes, the car is on an incline. |

The steps are pretty
easy, but here is what I did and some tips on making it easy for you,
too:
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Preparation:
- Disconnect the battery cable.
(I'm kidding, but it seems that all of these things start with that.)
- Gather your tools. For this,
I used:
- Eye protection and nose
mask to keep fluid and metal shavings out of eyes and nose.
- Drill. Mine
happens to be a 14.4v Craftsman. I hate it as the bits got stuck
more than once. Need more POWER!.
- Self-tapping screws
or bolts with necessary driver. Nice if you
have a driver that will fit in your drill.
- Drill bits. Two sizes.
One to tap and drain the fluid, and one that was just a bit (Ha!
pardon the pun) larger than the self tapping bolts I had
from another project. I used carbide tipped
(I think- are they the gold ones?) drill bits so that I could chew
through the metal with relative ease.
- Blade. I used a box
cutter to cut the bumper ends.
- Black silicone to tidy
up the cuts. Though, I didn't use any. Looks
pretty good. I probably will tighten it up a bit before the next
CCA meet.
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Drilling I:
- First, I used a larger bit
thinking that this would allow the fluid to drain more readily.
- What
I didn't know, and wasn't mentally prepared for was that
the hydruallic fluid is under PRESSURE!
- Find a suitable place for
you to get a good angle on the bumper holders and start drilling.
- Here
is where good eye protection and the nose mask come in handy. Metal
bits will fly from the drill, but the biggest protection is from
the fluid inside the bumper cylinders.
- You'll
know you've done well when the fluid expels forth with great fanfare-
and mess.
- Once drained, the bumper
should move with very little effort- held out only by the rubber baby
buggy bumper, ummmm holders on the side.
- Now, before you go cutting
the side pieces, drill out the other side, too.
- Here
is where things were a little different between the front and back:
- On
the front, there were TWO bumper holders to drill, while on
the rear bumper, there were three- one in the middle.
- But,
even when drilled twice, the middle one in the rear produced
no hydraullic fluid.
- When
the sides of the rear where drained, the bumper moved freely.
Your mileage
may vary.
- The bumper should now move
easily, so it's time to cut the rubber sides down.
- Don't put
the drill away, you're not done with it, yet
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Cutting I:
- Use the box cutter to slice
the ends near its end. On the front, I cut nearest
to the bumper, but on the rear, I chose to do closer to the car. It's
a detail thing, but I like the way the rubber meets the edges better
as a result of cutting this way on the back.
- This will allow the bumper
to slide in and out more freely than before. You can set the length
of the bumper at whatever you wish. Mine are set
as far in as possible.
- Don't trim the sides, yet.
You want to make sure they're not going anywhere before you cut them
too short.
- Once you have set the desired
distance from the car, it's time to drill again.
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Drilling II:
- Once you've gotten the bumper
to stay in as far as you wish, find a drill bit that is just a little
smaller than the self tapping screw you want to use to hold everything
down. This will allow a good thread and ensure
a good hold by the screw.
- Here
is where things were a little different between the front and back:
- On
the front, the outer sleeve of the holder stayed put while the
inner sleeve slid in to shorten the bumper.
- This
left me a nice hole to use, and a little less to drill.
- On
the back, both slid inward and I had to drill through both sleeves
to tap the screw in.
- Once you have drilled the
smaller holes, simply change your drill bit for the driver bit and power
that screw (or bolt) right in.
- Congratulations! Your bumper
ain't goin' nowhere!
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Cutting II:
- Now that you can be sure
your bumper is secure, you can feel better about cutting those ex$pe$ive
side bolsters. You may not even want to cut. Some
have said they just tucked the sides into the bumper. This works, of
course, only it you cut on that side of the bolster. I am a bit obsessive,
so I wanted them cut to look original-ish.
- Eyeball the distance you
think you'll need and cut one rib more than what you think. This
will allow you some fudge room if they're not long enough. Not to mention,
it will keep you from feeling like a dolt with side bumpers to short.
- Once trimmed down to the
desired length, get out your black silicone and shape the cuts a bit.
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Optional:
Admire your work, wash off
all of the hydraullic fluid on your arms, (neck, face, head) kiss the
wife, get a beer, and admire your work.
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It's
pretty easy to tell from the front, but because it doesn't just go right
to the car, it is a little tougher.
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The
back is a huge difference. You can almost sense the resentment the engineers
had when they stuck these things on their cars back in 1974:
"They
want some 5mph bumpers... We'll GIVE 'em 5mph bumpers!"
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